run-for-funner:

tastefullyoffensive:

[berniethecatch]


Oh my god that’s evil. Good for the vendor to give away free water ;)

run-for-funner:

tastefullyoffensive:

[berniethecatch]

Oh my god that’s evil. Good for the vendor to give away free water ;)

(via laughteristhebestmedisine)

Anonymous said: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

image

Oh snap

BOOOOM

marrowack:

Best part of this movie, fuck.

(via laughteristhebestmedisine)

(Source: zoiodlula, via untamed-love)

1000-sunz:

as long as you breathe,
my dear, and your sweet heart beats;
in love i believe.

-1000 sunz

1000-sunz:

as long as you breathe,
my dear, and your sweet heart beats;
in love i believe.

-1000 sunz

(via 1000-sunz)

asgardreid:

" OH FUCK OH NO- hmm, nope, ayyyy Nvm we good Lmao"

asgardreid:

" OH FUCK OH NO- hmm, nope, ayyyy Nvm we good Lmao"

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via noluvallowed)

kakarikokid:

there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart

(via laughteristhebestmedisine)

I’ve been told that I love
too hard, too much, too soon
and too often for it to really
be the kind of love that is
everlasting. But in my heart
it is not that way. In my
heart there is a vacant room
that is waiting for someone to
fill the space with their presence,
with their forever, with their
love. So when someone tries
to tell me that I love too much,
too often, I will say that at least
my love is on full. That I will
not give up or give in just because
there is no room inside
of my reserved heart for them.

"I’m sorry, but we’re booked," - Colleen Brown (via mostlyfiction)

teatattoo:

SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.

(Source: xylemphone, via impulsive-contradiction)

iguanamouth:

"what are your plans for the future" *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that arent about my missing limbs*

(via breakmeintwohearts)

diancie:

melongorl:

why does khloe look so good here omg…

It’s the noodles

diancie:

melongorl:

why does khloe look so good here omg…

It’s the noodles

(Source: bricesander, via nobodiesbaby)